Why My Cat is Mad
My cat, Firefly, is 16 years old and gets mad a lot. I love her.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Why My Cat is Mad: The dog started sleeping in our bed.
The bed used to be a dog-free, cat-friendly zone.
But then we moved and things changed.
This is the face of betrayal.
Why My Cat is Mad: We moved.
We moved.
To a new house.
We didn't even ask her about it.
We took all her things and put them in a different place.
Then we forced her into a carrier and dragged her, while she thrashed and screamed, out of her home.
We are assholes.
Thursday, September 3, 2015
Why My Cat is Mad: I petted her for one second too long.
"This is nice.
This is so nice.
ALRIGHT STOP!
God DAMMIT!!!"
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Why My Cat is Mad: The struggle is real
It's hard to be pissed off all the time.
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Why My Cat is Mad: He STILL Exists
It's been more than a year and we still never got rid of the Beagle.
As a side note, I think Firefly has
Bitchy Resting Face
. :/
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Why My Cat is Mad: I'm holding her wrong.
"I'm not your baby for Chrissake."
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Why My Cat is Mad: Her bowls are empty.
"The buffet needs to be refilled."
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Why My Cat is Mad: I went outside without her.
"Day in, day out. You lock me in this place."
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Why My Cat is Mad: I went to work.
"I'll just lay here and starve to death while you abandon me."
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Why My Cat is Mad: The dog still exists
"Sigh.
Just, sigh."
Why my cat is mad: There's a storm
"Did I just hear thunder? We're all going to die."
Monday, May 6, 2013
Why My Cat is Mad: Stupid picture frame
A picture frame fell on her.
(She knocked it over.)
Why My Cat is Mad: The dog ate "her" treat
I offered her a treat, but she wouldn't eat it, so I gave it to the dog.
So she hissed at him.
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Why My Cat is Mad: Stupid pheromones
I spent $79 on calming spray, plug-ins, drops and treats.
She thinks they're stupid.
*claw swipe*
Why My Cat is Mad: The dog
I got a dog.
This dog.
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