Why My Cat is Mad: I'm holding her wrong.

"I'm not your baby for Chrissake."

Why My Cat is Mad: Her bowls are empty.

"The buffet needs to be refilled."

Why My Cat is Mad: I went outside without her.

"Day in, day out. You lock me in this place."

Why My Cat is Mad: I went to work.

"I'll just lay here and starve to death while you abandon me."

Why My Cat is Mad: The dog still exists

"Sigh.

Just, sigh."

Why my cat is mad: There's a storm

"Did I just hear thunder? We're all going to die."

Why My Cat is Mad: Stupid picture frame

A picture frame fell on her.

(She knocked it over.)

Why My Cat is Mad: The dog ate "her" treat

I offered her a treat, but she wouldn't eat it, so I gave it to the dog.

So she hissed at him.

Why My Cat is Mad: Stupid pheromones

I spent $79 on calming spray, plug-ins, drops and treats.

She thinks they're stupid.

*claw swipe*

Why My Cat is Mad: The dog

I got a dog.

This dog.